Horn on a melted snowman

n.

Heard in Cavan

A very very very attractive woman. she'd even arouse a deceased snowman.

In use

Hi sexy hi - ja have planning permission for those? - yid put a horn on a melted snowman - will ya gimme the shift now?

Posh English

Good evening to you gorgeous, have you secured planning permission for those endowments, you would provoke a distinct physical arousal in a melted snowman, would you care to engage in a passionate embrace?

  • Horn on a snowmanSaid of a woman so attractive that she could arouse even an inanimate snowman.
  • Horn to a snowmanTo excite or arouse anyone, no matter how unresponsive they might be.
  • Head is meltedOne's mind is utterly overwhelmed with worries or mental clutter.
  • MeltedVery drunk.
  • Melted wellieUgly in appearance.
  • Melted wellyAn unattractive person, especially one with a face likened to an overheated and deformed…