Horse's fart

n.

A type of fungi. Not quite a mushroom.

In use

I sent de yungfella out tew pick mushrooms an' all he came back with was a horse's fart!

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Lawrence Muck

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I sent the young lad out to gather mushrooms, and all he returned with was a puffball!