Lard arse boulevard

n.

Heard in Waterford

The outer ring road where large women can be seen power walking.

In use

To a Taxi driver 'First turn off after the Lard Arse Boulevard please.'

Posh English

Driver, the first exit beyond the Avenue of the Ample Posteriors, if you please.

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