Me nob

n.

Childish term for the male appendage.

In use

Will I g'waffwit yer sister? I will in me nob boy!

Let Lawrence Muck translate it to posh English for you
Lawrence Muck

Welcome, I've been expecting you. Would you like me to translate 'Me nob' in use for you?

Shall I court your sister? I shall do no such thing, old boy!