Niota

n.

Heard in Tipperary

To haven't the slightest idea or clue about something.

In use

Ask me bollocks, 'cause I haven't a niota where he put the keys!

Posh English

Ask my nether regions, because I have not the faintest notion where he placed the keys!

  • Haven't got a 5 tTo have no idea whatsoever. Also rendered as haven't got a 5 to 2.
  • BreezeLacking the slightest idea, clue, or understanding of a situation.
  • BagelA fool, an idiot, or someone who has not the slightest clue.
  • InklinnThe slightest clue, notion, or inkling about something.
  • Not a balls notionTo have not a balls notion is to be entirely without any idea or clue about something.
  • Scooby dooThe faintest clue, idea, or understanding.