Rockford Files, Rockfords

phr.

Heard in Dublin

Rhyming slang for piles or haemmorhoids. Also: Farmer Giles (Farmers), Metric Miles (Metrics).

In use

Jayses lads I've some pain in me arse from the Rockfords.

Posh English

Good heavens chaps, I am experiencing a most excruciating twinge in my posterior on account of the haemorrhoids.