Room ta piss

phr.

Heard in Tipperary

Extremely cramped or confined, with insufficient room to manoeuvre.

In use

What's dat new council house ya got like Tim, well Paddy tis so small dat I barely hav room ta piss.

Posh English

What is that new council house of yours like, Tim? Well Paddy, it is so terribly diminutive that I barely have sufficient room to urinate.