Schpring schprong

n.

A soft classification of bicky with a desiccated coconut covered marshmallow top.

Let Lawrence Muck translate it to posh English for you
Lawrence Muck

Ah, welcome back. Or welcome. Either way, welcome. Would you like me to translate 'Schpring schprong' in use for you?

A cup of tea and a coconut marshmallow biscuit, if you please.