Schtones
Heard in Roscommon
A person that could also be described as a feckin' eejit.
Yer man is pure schtones!!! Look at him standing dare trying to blend in when he's about as inconspicuous as a shyte on an iceberg!
That fellow is a complete simpleton, standing there attempting to blend in when he is quite as conspicuous as a soiled handkerchief upon a glacier.