Mayo Slang Licence

The Mayo Slang Test, Mayo words only. 20 questions, pass mark 17. Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

A sample Mayo Slang Licence card made out to Lawrence Muck

Get the sought after slang.ie Irish Slang Licence

Pass with 17 out of 20 and it's yours, with your name, your county and your face on it.
Test: Mayo Pick a county test
Question 1 of 20 0 pts

Lawrence Muck

How to play

Think you could pass the theory test for Mayo slang? Twenty questions a day, Mayo words only, the same twenty for everyone. Get 17 or more right and you're a fully licensed speaker.

  • What does it mean? Pick the right meaning.
  • Posh English: Lawrence Muck has translated something, or read out a meaning. Pick the slang he means.
  • Fill in the blank: finish the real example.

There's no time limit, but quick answers earn more. Every right answer is worth 50 points, plus a speed bonus of up to 50 more: the full bonus if you answer within about 3 seconds, falling away to nothing at 20 seconds. Wrong answers score nothing. The clock pauses if you switch tabs.

Pass and you get a Full Mayo Slang Licence with your name, county, points and (if you like) your photo on it. Fail and it's a Preliminary Licence, L plates and all. Either way you can save the card as a picture and share it.

There's a new test for everyone at midnight, Irish time. Pick another test up top: the All Ireland one, or your own county.

Nothing is saved about you. Your name and photo only draw the card and are forgotten when you leave or reload the page. Today's test and your stats only last while this tab is open, and none of it is sent anywhere. The one exception: if you tap “Feck off, I'm right” after a wrong answer, that question, your pick and anything you write go to us anonymously so we can fix the entry. This is a bit of craic, not a real licence or test.