Slap Arse Lane

n.

A lane off the Lower Yellow Road where they used milk the Bilberry Goats.

In use

I slapped off me arse after I got a slap in de arse off a Bilberry goat down Slap Arse Lane.

Let Lawrence Muck translate it to posh English for you
Lawrence Muck

Charmed, I'm sure. Would you like me to translate 'Slap Arse Lane' in use for you?

I fell upon my posterior after a Bilberry goat struck me upon the backside down Slap Arse Lane.