Slouhcawn

n.

Boiled seaweed, best described as sea cabbage.

In use

I'd rather eat me own snots den dat slouhcawn shyte!

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Lawrence Muck

Hello, hello, hello. Would you like me to translate 'Slouhcawn' in use for you?

I would sooner eat my own mucus than that dreadful boiled seaweed!