Stitch a loaf

phr.

Heard in Dublin

Surgical suture required to a wound subsequent to a person headbutting you and causing a large laceration.

In use

Here can young fella, yor mammy sew?" "Oh yeah?" "/Headbutt" "Then tell her to stitch tha!

Posh English

I say, young fellow, does your mother sew? Oh yes? Then kindly inform her she must suture this!

  • Stitch thaA phrase uttered while delivering a headbutt to someone.
  • LoafA forceful strike delivered straight to an adversary's face using one's forehead.
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  • Large bottleA pint bottle, usually of Guinness.
  • HeelThe first or last slice from a loaf of bread, often crustier than the rest.