The two ends of

exp.

Heard in Leitrim

Used to mean "complete" before insults and negative remarks about a person. Often extended to "the two ends and the middle of".

In use

He's the two ends of a prick, that fella." "You're the two ends and the middle of a bollix.

Posh English

He is the complete and utter embodiment of an obnoxious wazzock, that fellow.

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