You'd chew an apple through a tennis racket

phr.

Heard in Dublin

Used to describe someone with horrible teeth, especially those with 2 prominent front teeth.

In use

Jaysus the feckin state of her, she'd chew an apple through a tennis racket that wan

Posh English

Good heavens, look at the dreadful state of her. That lady could consume a piece of fruit straight through a tennis apparatus.