Alfalfa

n.

Heard in Mayo

Stubborn tuft of hair at the crown of your neuck that wont stay down.

Look at the alfalfa on that fool. Can he not afford a hairbrush?!

Posh English

Observe the rebellious crown tuft upon that fool. Can he not afford a hairbrush?!

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