Alistatian
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A mispronunciation of Alsatian, the German Shepherd breed of canine. Also Alimasatian or Alisatian.
Mammy, dat Alistatian bit me in de gidawns on de way home from skoowell again tewday!

Oh! You startled my monocle. Would you like me to translate 'Alistatian' in use for you?
Mother, that Alsatian bit me in the testicles on my way home from school again today!
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