Cat dog malojan
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Even more atrocious than cat malojan, if that were possible.
Dat owl ghrroad to Kilkenny was cat dog malojan! Tank feck we got a new wan boy!

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That ancient road to Kilkenny was utterly abominable! Thank heavens we have acquired a new one, old boy!
Any good?