Downtart

n.

Heard in Louth

A dopey, dim-witted person of remarkably slow intellect.

In use

Yer man is some downtart for droppin' his phone down the jacks!

Posh English

That fellow is quite the remarkable simpleton for dropping his telephone down the lavatory!

  • DopeyDescribes someone who is remarkably foolish, vacant, or thick-witted.
  • DunceA remarkably slow-witted or dim person who struggles to grasp the obvious.
  • DozeySlow-witted, dopey, or acting in a vacant, daydreaming manner.
  • No slow punctureA sharp or clever fellow, far from slow or dull.
  • Slow setA sequence of successive slow dances or ballads played at a venue.
  • She'd shite walkin'Used of a particularly slow-witted or uncouth woman. She is so dim she would continue…