Drunk as ten dunkeys

n.

Heard in Waterford

An extreme state of inebriation, inevitably followed next day by a monumental hangover and feelings of guilt over indiscretions, both verbal and physical, acted out during said state of intoxication. Often used as a mitigating explanation for shameful acts.

In use

Sure how would I remember? I was as drunk as 10 dunkeys last night!

Posh English

Good gracious, how should I recall? I was considerably inebriated last night.