Hairy fit

v.

To throw a tantrum.

In use

De fella who robbed me layarge bohhel had a hairy fit when he heard I done me pooly in it!

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Lawrence Muck

Top of the morning. Or is that too common? Would you like me to translate 'Hairy fit' in use for you?

The fellow who stole my large bottle threw a dreadful tantrum when he learned I had relieved myself in it!