I'd ate a plate of cold sores

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Heard in Waterford

Extremely hungry, to the point of eating almost anything.

In use

I'll tell ya what Larry, those salty bacon ribs look amazin boi... Jaysis, I'm so hungry I'd ate a plate of cold sores!

Posh English

Those salted bacon ribs look most tempting dear Larry, yet one finds oneself so ravenous one could devour a plate of cold sores.