If I had a bag of mickies I wouldnt throw one at her

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Heard in Cork

She is extremely unattractive.

In use

Look at that girl over there, eewww, if I had a bag of mickies I wouldnt throw one at her.

Posh English

Do look at that young lady over there. Good heavens, were I in possession of an entire sackful of gentlemen's appendages, I should not toss a single one in her direction.