Red lead
Heard in Waterford
A large, illuminous (sic), pink, meat-like sausage of unknown origin, otherwise known as luncheon sausage. Some say it is of a supernatural or extraterrestrial origin given its unusual colour and taste. Waterford locals believe it to be the original and best filling for blaas. Also goes by the name baloney in the West.
I loves red lead in me blaa.
I derive immense pleasure from consuming processed luncheon meat within my crusty bread roll.