Scrawb

n.

A deep scratch of the skin that may cause profuse bleeding.

In use

See the scrawb yer wan gave me? All I said was she haves diddies like fried eggs!

Let Lawrence Muck translate it to posh English for you
Lawrence Muck

Hello, hello! Mind the rug. Would you like me to translate 'Scrawb' in use for you?

Do you see the scratch that woman inflicted upon me? All I said was that her bosom resembled fried eggs!