Smeg

n.

Heard in Waterford and Cork

A beard, particularly one of the neat goatee variety. Pronounced 'shmeg'.

In use

..D'ya know me man with the bit of a shmeg on 'im at the bar?

Posh English

Do you happen to know the gentleman sporting the rather neat little beard at the bar?

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