WellWurrz
Heard in Derry
Derry City speak for "Well Worths", a long extinct supermarket chain.
Herez me Hi!" "Enjoyin' mesilf lobbin' waatir baloonz at passin' cyars, when our we Jonny knacked me aff me perch wi a Buckin' WeeWurrz beg fulla watir!
Here I am indeed, amusing myself by propelling moisture-filled balloons at passing carriages, until our young Jonathan toppled me from my perch with a receptacle full of water.