Ye never saw a cow shit an' didn't long fir a pancake

exp.

Heard in Kilkenny

Said when someone sees someone else with something and wants it for themselves.

In use

See yer wan wi them shoes. Id love ta have them so I would." "Jaysus, ye never saw a cow shit an' didn't long fir a pancake

Posh English

Observe that lady's splendid footwear, which I should desperately like to acquire for myself.