Quare one

n.

Heard in Offaly and Kerry

One's wife, girlfriend or regular female partner.

In use

Are ya headin' out for a few schcoops, Tommy?' 'No, I have to schtay in and watch a DVD with the quare one.

Posh English

Are you heading out for a few pints, Tommy? No, I must remain indoors to watch a cinematic digital versatile disc with my regular female companion.

Same phrase, other counties