He'd live in your ear and sublet your ear-drum

n.

Heard in Dublin

A mean or stingy person, one so parsimonious they would exploit even the tiniest opportunity.

In use

Jaysus that fella is unbelievebly tight, he'd live in your ear and sublet your ear-drum

Posh English

Good heavens, that fellow is unimaginably parsimonious. He would take up residence in your auditory canal and sublet the tympanic membrane.